Hufflepuff

The most badass house of Hogwarts. Mascot is the badger (remember, honey badger don't give a shiz... it just takes what it wants). Loyal, hardworking and straightforward- and damned good finders. Not as arrogant as the Gryffindors, as shifty as the Slytherins, or as nerdy as the Ravenclaws.

Hey, why'd you take my lunch?

Because I'm a Hufflepuff... and I take what I want.

by LadyHelga October 4, 2011

huffed

Breathe in deeply

After that Taco Bell run, I huffed my farts all night long.

by MrsStickyFingers December 21, 2019

Ultimate Hufflepuff

Google.

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.

by The Ravenclaw October 6, 2011

Huffing Paint Post

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

by betterthanthou520 April 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

The best house at Hogwarts.

Boy, I sure am glad the sorting hat made me a Hufflepuff.

by WeirdLord August 13, 2017

Cat Huffing

The distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or 'huffing' the scent and dandruff of said feline. It is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. It is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once

Man 1: "Hey Dave, want to go 'Cat Huffing' later?"
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*

by Laksirvak December 17, 2011

Hufflepuff

Founded by Helga Hufflepuff.

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the most friendly and hard-working students.

Their mascot is the badger.

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same"

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)

by Hydeing September 3, 2004