hoachin

To describe a situation as hoachin refers to it being "heaving" or busy.

The town's absolutely hoachin today

Her head is absolutely hoachin with nits

by Finbarr Taylor January 3, 2006

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

dung hatch

The arsehole - where the shite slides out of your arse

I just opened my dung hatch and a dirty big pile of shite flew out

by Camp Nolie October 24, 2007

double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.

Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.

by nate calfee January 22, 2014

side hatch

The hatch in the wall where naked men come out.

Alex Emling enjoys the side hatch.

by Marcus April 14, 2005

hatchu

hatch-oo An affection term used to express hate for the ones we love.

I hatchu.

by cullenator August 6, 2008

Bitch Hitch

The Best friend who tags along with her friend and her boyfriend. The female form of cock blocking.

If you and you boyfriend are going, I don't want to bitch hitch.

Sally keeps bitch hitching every time we go to have sex.

by TallonWarrior September 1, 2007