Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.

Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.

by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

Homer

(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"

by GoguyJA May 6, 2003

homeskillet

See "homey"

Whassup, homeskillet?

by Blade December 17, 2002

homerism

What sports announcers have nowadays. Hawk Harrelson, for example. Dude is just a cheerleader instead of an actual broadcaster.

Duane Kuiper, a broadcaster for the Giants, shows that he sucks at this job because of his homerism.

by UnderPressure September 20, 2006

presidential homer

a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out

girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?

girls 2+3- fuck yeah!

by ultimo March 9, 2005

inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010

Homeskilletateersman

The coolest homeskillet around (see: homeskillet). Particularly, a true homeskillet who has gone adventuring and/or galavanting about the countryside with a sword and/or a double-headed axe. The homeskilletateersman will tend to congregate - esp. over the holidays - with other like-minded homeskilletateersmen to reflect on many a merry verbal outburst

"Yo homie, that dude be the flyest homeskilletateersman I ever did rightly saw."

by C-Dubbbbbb January 13, 2009