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yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007
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Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!
by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023
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Grecian Handshake

Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

See Sicilian fist bump
Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.
by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015
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Republican Handshake

When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff
I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!
by TitanRob February 11, 2022
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farmer's handshake

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013
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Wuhan handshake

When you cough into your hand and then shake someone elses to spread coronavirus
I just gave Jerome the wuhan handshake he didnt even realize, hes got the corona now.
by shake800 March 23, 2020
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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