catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018

Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.

Hey mate, I love you bro. Want a friendship handjob?

by Emscarily January 9, 2019

Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014

Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.

"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio

by Papa Leo March 7, 2021

mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.

Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.

by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014

banana handjob

The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana

We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob

by The Frat House December 31, 2014