hasselhoff

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.

by COMZAPSAF December 1, 2007

hasslehoff

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008

Hassley

You know what it means and everyone knows what you mean when you say it.

The benefit of AI is that it's cheap and not too hassley.

by GladmirMcPutin April 19, 2018

Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

Hassenpfeffer

It is a term used to announce a "win" in the game of Bananagrams.

"Hassenpfeffer!" yelled Cierra to announce she won the game of Bananagrams.

by The Hassenpfeffer Mafia March 15, 2011

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hässelflaben

1.Very flabby Hässels
2.The fat of a skinned penguin
3.David Hasselhoff's maiden name

That is a NOICE👌🏻 Hässelflaben.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016