by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018
by Tyrone's huge dong July 19, 2014
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
by AMadHat September 16, 2024
by diamondman54 December 17, 2016
The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)
by proteinballs July 03, 2024
A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
I am Joey Guzzle
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021
A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017