Gunkles

Gay uncles

My gunkles are coming for dinner

by Tom strothers December 23, 2014

gunknife

the action of extending one's pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers. much like the middle finger; however gunknife is used more strongly towards a more hated audience. (In order to really get the point across one will poke their audience with the gunknife)

WOW I'm so mad I'm going to gunknife you. *pokes with pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers*

by Leesa Buhn April 13, 2008

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunky mcnutty

This occurs after the original semen explosion. The lumpy, cottage cheese-esque second batch of man juice that requires persistent boning to finish off the night so you can pass out.

She grew inpatient as her male counterpart shook and shook but could not get his gunky mcnutty off the swollen tip of his wenis.

by sean gildea November 10, 2007

gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

Gunksta

Some one who THINKS they are a gankster and cant even pronounce it... even worse than a Wangsta

Damn Sarah and Cruz are GUNKSTAS!!

by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

Gunkified

The texture of any liquid-like, non-perishable substance that has been allowed to sit unused for too long.

I attempted to use the White Out that's been sitting in the caddy on my desk unused for > 3 years and found that it was totally gunkified.

by Trixxie317 August 2, 2011