gunk-eye

A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.

Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!

by Zeehar October 9, 2005

gunk

Goo} adhered to one's junk, often found upon the grundle or trapped between the nutsack and groin

After urinating, Bill found that he had smeared gunk on the front of his new black trousers.

by Phishn February 6, 2005

Gunk

Ejaculation without masturbation. This Phenomenon is brought about only by a mega-hot girl. Like so hot, she melts your face off...

Oh snap, I gunked my pants.

by Fuck Buddy August 5, 2006

Gunesh

Gunesh is a girl who adores the french language and especially hairy French women. Every French woman wants to bang her. She loves everything Turkish and is often found to be selling kebabs whilst belly dancing.

You know Gunesh?
Ganesh?
No, Gunesh, the Turkish one.
Ah, yeah, I love her kebabs.

by EstellelovesLataetia February 7, 2013

gunk

when you lift up your ballsack and drop it on an object or person

dude, i just totally gunked on codys head, it was gross.

by underpannies August 9, 2009

Gunk

The sound one makes, or the term referring to the sound one makes, when you hear or smell or talk about really good food.

Seeing those deep fried onion rings made me gunk.

After hearing the description of the steak dinner, she gunked.

by troutdogz June 13, 2010

Gunk

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into the lungs of the giver.

After being gunked, she coughed up seman for two days.

by Skittles97 May 8, 2014