Definitions by Phishn
hole hanger
Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.
..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"
hole hanger by Phishn February 6, 2005
funny bone
noun: The male penis--sp. one which has a pronounced lateral curvature or twist along its length. See also bender and corkscrew
verb: An act of intercourse which causes the primary a fit of uncotrollable laughter, often to the irritation of the recipient or observer.
verb: An act of intercourse which causes the primary a fit of uncotrollable laughter, often to the irritation of the recipient or observer.
noun: so anyway, Ted finally whipped out his funny bone and it just grossed me out
verb: I was nailing this skanky ho and introduced her to my good friend Dirty sanchez -- what a funny bone it was!
verb: I was nailing this skanky ho and introduced her to my good friend Dirty sanchez -- what a funny bone it was!
funny bone by Phishn February 6, 2005
corkscrew
(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
bungdangler
The pesky last remnant of an otherwise successfully-clean turd, often smeared upon one's grundle when wiping. Sometimes referred to as a hole hanger
There must be some secret pact between turds and toilet paper -- I never seem to get a bungdangler unless the roll is nearly empty
bungdangler by Phishn February 5, 2005