(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick
See also bung
(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit
was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.