Groitch

1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.

My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.

Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.

Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.

by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009

groin milk

Groin Milk is when you and your partner both put milk in your anal cavities and then put it into each others mouths.

My girlfriend and I had some nice groin milk last night.

by Groin Milk Master April 20, 2018

Groin Region

The place that hurts really bad if you get kicked in it.

Boi 1: Man, I broke up with my girl and she kicked me in my groin region.

Boi 2: That must’ve hurt.

by MaskedPancho November 8, 2018

Grintok

A certain Mage on the Lightnings Blade server that is a serious Yakass

U are such a Grintok

by John April 19, 2005

Rupert Grint

A ginger-haired 18 year old, famous for 'acting' the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films. Some people believe he is attractive, with his acne ridden face (but not worse than Tom Felton's) and vacant expression. Most people believe he has the best acting ability out of the Harry Potter Trio. Probably why he has done such prestigious and oscar-worthy movies, such as Thunderpants and Driving Lessons. Cannot speak more than 3 words in an interview, answers consist of 'Cool', 'Yeah' and 'Wicked'.

'Cool, yeah. It's wicked.', Rupert Grint's response to most questions.

by Katv2 September 20, 2006

GroinShot

Spectacular rvs player, renowned for his amazing skillz. He also plays COD where he rank not one, but 2 ranks higher than GunDown!!!

GroinShot- "Gundown clean those toilets!"
Gundown- "o thankyou sir i wont let u down GroinShot!!!"
GroinShot- "That's Cpl.GroinShot to u (no)Private(s)!!!"

by Gundown January 13, 2004

grointalon

A very disturbing itch in your groinal area in witch you cannot itch in a publical area.

I had a grointalon while I was at Wal-Mart,luckily i made it to the bathroom.

by chad z March 5, 2008