Greasy Nerd

A person who spends all day playing video games and never leaving their bedroom. Therefore accumulating large amounts of grease because they don't wash.

The person who killed me on Call of Duty is a fat Greasy Nerd

by Steve Morison May 9, 2018

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

fish and greasys

An alternate name for Fish and Chip shop. Commonly used among older bogans with predilections for Chiko rolls.

"Oim gonna get a coupla dimmys at the fish and greasys mate"

by Crushtor February 4, 2009

greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012

Greasy slide

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.

Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.

by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014

Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017

Greasy-9

Common way of referring to a Douglas DC-9 aircraft or any of its derivatives such as the MD-80, MD-88, MD-90, Boeing 717, etc.

Dude, you flew here on a Greasy-9? Lol, I didn't know the FAA allowed that stuff to fly anymore.

by pitz August 26, 2004