Magic: the gathering

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

by DKlown February 16, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003

emo gathering

A gathering of at least 10 emos to decide what is the best method of cutting themselves and the instraments they use. Usally in a public place where they get pleasure in gaining pity from common people

John: look, an emo gathering in kfc
pete: i feel sorry for them. Really all they do for society is spread abuse

by D G FELLA January 16, 2009

Grither

An imaginary childhood monster similar to the boogeyman. It hides under beds and in closets and comes out at night to terrorize small children.

Tommy: Mommy I don't want to eat my veggies.
Mother: If you don't finish your vegetables the Grither will get you in the night.

My mom used to tell that if I wasn't good the Grither would come an eat me.

by Anonymous_222 August 12, 2006

Cheese Grater

The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.

My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.

by idomdom December 30, 2010

Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.

I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.

by Vit June 30, 2003

gathered

When you collect a bitch by dragging them by the head of the hair. To make one scared of you.

Katherine gathered Uma after Uma stole Kay's song.

by goldyloxxx69 January 5, 2017