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Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.
by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010
mugGet the Story Goblinmug.

sesh goblin

A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".
"fucking hell mate I'm just a pure sesh goblin rack us a line up mush chore mush"
by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018
mugGet the sesh goblinmug.

Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.
"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"
by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022
mugGet the Spear Goblinmug.

Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs
Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!
by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022
mugGet the Cif goblinmug.

Lense the goblin

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo
by mittekeegi January 18, 2022
mugGet the Lense the goblinmug.

goblin pong

Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...
by GeorgieQ November 8, 2006
mugGet the goblin pongmug.

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.
by DarkFinn March 3, 2018
mugGet the zipper goblinmug.

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