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Garf

A term made up by RanbooLive when he pretended to be a random user named GarfieldFan2487 for an April fools day MCC. He used the term as a general replacement for any verb or adjective, and also called subs and follows Garfs. It doesn’t really mean anything, just a random word to replace anything with to make it more Garfield related.
Boober: Ran you don’t even like lasagne.
GarfieldFan2487: Well you’re banned. Also I’m not Ranboo I’m GarfieldFan2487. Anyway thank you all for the Garfs today. #KeepGarfing Everybody.
by -Aro- April 1, 2023
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Garfield

A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.

The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.

Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"

Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
by asinc November 20, 2012
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Garfield

1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe
by Shmoy May 14, 2006
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garflap

The pink membrane of one's anus that will stick to the penis, during anal sex, and slide slightly out of the body if not properly lubricated.
Dude, I was having butt secks with this girl last night and her garflap kept sticking out. It was freaky.
by Troubadour Pompadour November 7, 2006
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garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.
This garfield book is funny shit
by AflacJack August 27, 2003
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Garfofalo-moron

A term used to describe someone that is utterly clueless and probably retarded.

Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
by American Terminologist May 21, 2009
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Garfunkeling

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.
"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"
by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast October 12, 2016
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