i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

2 girls 1 cup

A disturbing lesbian porno clip in which one girl proceeds to shoot shit out of her ass into a clear cup like ice cream, then the other girl eats it. Not many people venture past this part, but if you dare grab yourself a barf baggy.

That 2 girls 1 cup video would make any parent proud of their daughters.

by Patrick- January 10, 2008

Giuseppe

The horniest man you know. Every other phrase he says is a sexual joke or reference. He often receives nudes from girls at 2 in the morning. Even the most unsuspected of girls try to get some of the big G. He is a very freaky person and is always down for a good sloppy sloppy.

"Hey Giuseppe, how are you-"
"On your knees, now"

by Flabby fanny pack February 11, 2020

Girls who eat carrots

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”

x x

Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

Albany Academy for Girls

A square-shaped edifice which is about as candy-free as it is substance-free. Established in 1814, this institution is highly devoted to the health of its students, which would explain the diet mayo and confiscation of white bread: not to mention the embargo on flip-flops, as they are an obvious fire hazard. And, of course, physical education takes absolute priority: seniors who cannot write an adequate paper for PE because they have to "study for APs" are clearly not qualified to graduate.

Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.

In the Albany Academy for Girls, always remember that gym is a room, not a class.

by Another Senior '06 August 30, 2008

why do good girls like bad guys?

a question that a good boy has been having for a real long time. even though he's good, he has been bad and it's plain to see. so why do good girls fall in love with him?

"hey, freddie?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

by anonymous November 14, 2018

girls, gays, and theys

Content addressed to everyone except straight, cis men; "hey guys" but better.

*Posts bi-panic content*
This one's for the girls, gays, and theys❤

by CherryPie67 January 18, 2021