Gift Rape 

When a gift is forced upon you when you have clearly indicated you do not want one.

"My mother gift raped me after I had told her I did not want any presents for Christmas."

Gift Rape by Rob Riggins December 20, 2024

gift harpy

ponytown players that collect event gifts like harpies.
these players spend hours hovering over gifts and camping hotspots and dont show mercy to anybody.

" i had to pull a gift harpy to collect all 279 toys! "
" damn, you are RUTHLESS "

gift harpy by mrkrabspooshaft December 27, 2024

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

Gift Trap Merch by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

Gift of Gab 

The ability to have an interesting conversation with anyone about anything. Usually used by people who think they have it but don't.

Dude, you don't have the "gift of gab" - you're just a yapper.

Gift of Gab by Pedro Barius June 6, 2025

Gift cards 

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

Gift cards by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

Gift Trap Merch

Low quality toys made for grandmas to get their kids that are very cheaply made.

1. That toy over there is gift trap merch.
2. Do they think we're buying that? that's gift trap merch.

Gift Trap Merch by sandbaggy July 11, 2026

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007