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Garrett Lawson

A person who never knows what he is talking about and nobody ever listens to them, they usually tend to have very small penis’s and have old men clothing style. They wear new balance shoes that old people wear and are only 5’0 if that.
Dude you see that person standing over there, he’s such a Garrett Lawson
by Garrett Lawson May 1, 2019
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garrett vanhollerback

a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday
wow bro you are just like a garrett vanhollerback!
by frhgvkjhq;vrnjcf;l May 22, 2019
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Garrett and Emma

A undeniable power couple, Garrett and Emma always win at everything they do. While most Garrett and Emmas are broke, they still ball out and live life to the fullest. Their sex is another story. Both filled to the brim with love and lust, they cum simultaneously nonstop for as long as they want. If you are lucky enough to know and Garrett and Emmas, then you are in for some fun adventures as you stare at both of their perfect, sculpted, sexy bodies. Don't let this intimidate you, as Garrett and Emmas are very accepting of everybody and use their incredible personalities to skyrocket the mood of everyone surrounding them.
You're friends with Garrett and Emma too? They are the best!
by bakedbitch4200 October 17, 2019
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Garrett

All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.
"Yo who the hell drew Loss on the class board?"
"Oh yeah that was Garrett."
by Slater625 February 15, 2022
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Garrett

Garrett is Garrett
by Garrett has small peen May 5, 2022
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wynn garrett

An asshole who won't leave you alone. When he does talk to you it's to be mean or piss you off. Don't be a Wynn Garrett.
Don't be such a fucking WYNN GARRETT!!!!
by haters-gonna_hate February 9, 2018
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National punch Garrett day

Every day you have to find someone who has Garrett as there first name and punch them
EVEN YOURSELF with national punch Garrett day
by Nerf minor May 5, 2022
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