Gloomp

A fat, sweaty, munted guy who resembles the fictional Willy Wonka character Augustus Gloop.

“Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”

“Same! He was such a gloomp”

by Gwoosta April 15, 2020

globnozzle

When you give a guy the ultimate suck

“I gave Cohen that Globnozzle last night”

by papabigshrimpin January 20, 2021

Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Mud Gloved

To perform and receive the highly pleasurable act of anal fisting.

Roger's girlfriend loved to get her freak on. She loved getting Mud Gloved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of

"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

Global Warming

When you know the heat its not mother nature

"Global Warming" - Africa hot in Trenton New Jersey

by Hensonography June 27, 2010

Globglogabgalab

A strange flabby man on YouTube who I have a gay fetish for for some insane reason my body won't tell me.

(Intro) I'm the Globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove
(Chorus) I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha
(Chorus)I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.

by run when you see this name April 8, 2018