Morgan Freeman

God

Son: Dad! Who’s morgan freeman
Dad: god son, mr freeman is god himself.

by Itzsnoozy March 28, 2021

freeman masons

A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.

"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1

"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2

"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.

by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013

Full Freeman

When a person feels as if he can’t do anything right and doesn’t know what to do

“I don’t know what to do i can’t do anything right”- he says
“he’s gone full freeman again” - random npc

by wori November 26, 2023

Getting Freemaned

Getting beat to death with a crowbar.

"Barney was Getting Freemaned yesterday."

by Senior Freeman May 11, 2023

Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021

Freeman

An arse kissing management tool with the biggest Barnet known to man.

I need a freeman for my fanny pack

by Pick axe handle October 27, 2018

ashton Freeman

Qwirky

Ashton Freeman is very qwirky

by Dickanis August 23, 2021