Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.

I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!

by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021

doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.

That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.

by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025

freckle flap

A person with a freckle or freckles on their labia.

So I was about to go down on this girl but I couldn't because her freckle flap grossed me out

by city qualude September 17, 2017

freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 18, 2024

Freckles

Dots on your face that are SO PRETTY SIRISIRISR and originally owned by Lee Felix because who wouldn't agree on that??

Freckles Are pretty

by JustHearToRead July 8, 2021

Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.

sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!

by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025

freckling

Saying something that lacks factual evidence (lying)

"Are you freckling?"

by master freckle October 16, 2023