A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
by tenzip June 14, 2008
by Jefferson Harrison November 05, 2013
She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.
Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?
by t00c00lforscho00l July 23, 2022
by Yoobroskiiiii October 09, 2020
by Artist or Auxtin December 14, 2011
A motherfucking dun diddly ass bitch Who writes songs with a spatula up his tiny ass wiener hole and only gets fucked by his dog.
That kid is such a Drew Foster- he has a small dick and looks like Randall’s sidekick from fuckin monsters inc out here.
by Penis ass bitch August 21, 2020
The infamous unfunny man from TikTok who’s penis is somehow smaller than his self-discipline; we think he’s also a pedophile with the amount of teenage girls he duets and rape jokes he makes but eh we’ll know when we see him on the news
by JaySquared^2 June 19, 2022