masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

by Preston January 4, 2004

Masturbate (male)

First you have to move your penis up and down. And then pull it a little.

I like to masturbate (male) while watching football

by Nutella is the bomest June 24, 2016

fanterbate

To masturbate only by imagination. Without pornography or live action sexual actions.

After catching a glimpse up Kelly's skirt in class Jim fanterbated about it alone in his closet.

by svidrod June 8, 2004

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

frusturbate

to engage in masturbation for the purpose of lessening the feelings of frustration surrounding some other event or situation.

Today was so stressful that I just want to get home, frusturbate and fall asleep; afterall, tomorrow is another day!

by Life-in-Hand June 16, 2010

fashturbation

The act of looking at clothes you will not/do not have the means to buy. Similar to masturbating to porn--you want it, but it's not going to happen anytime soon.

By looking at expensive shoes right now, I am engaging in fashturbation.

by sara7927 January 21, 2011

Asturbate

To masturbate in your head without ever touching yourself.

Friend-do you masturbate?
You-Nah man, I asturbate because it's a sin to touch yourself.
Friend- Wow, you're a loser

by Mt_2013 April 10, 2015