fatty boomsticks

Orginin - South African
Derived from a childrens' song designed to tease fat people tilted "Hey Fatty Boomsticks".
Lyrics - 'Hey Fatty boomsticks...sweet sugar dumplings...just because you're so big and fat...don't think I'm afraid of that....hey fatty boomsticks....sweet sugar dumplings....
Believed to reference the size of the legs of the fat person (their sticks). Which make a boom boom sound each time they take a step - thus fatty boom sticks

Hey, fatty boomsticks, out the way, you're blocking the light (sun).

We better all get some food before boomsticks gets here or there won't be any left.

Heffer,Two-ton Tessa,tidechanger,boom boom,tons of fun

by fuhnboy2 March 27, 2009

fattivity

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

Fattyette

A feminine fat person

Ann: Damn, that is a fatty right there!
David: No, that is a a fat chick aka a fattyette!

by Ddddrth123 June 15, 2009

fattycapped

A condition in which one is so obese that s/he cannot perform such functions as running, self-tying shoes, sitting in one airplane seat, etc.

I used to be able to fit in the bathroom stall until I became fattycapped.

by somaritime July 7, 2009

Fattenfreude

Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.

I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.

by Bickaboo July 19, 2009

Fatty Thighs

Thighs the size of small children...when you slap them, the ripple effect carries on for days...

Hey, have you seen Lindsey Walter lately?

Who, you mean, Fatty Thighs?

by The Grogan July 27, 2009

Fatty Dubby

so basically, this shit is when you wanna get fucked up and shit, and you only got 20 $. so you call up the nigga AJ and ask for that Fatty Dubby.

and get Toasted!

"ey yo Aj, let me get that Fatty Dubby!!"

Aj- "yee on blunts"

by Joesph Mcfadden December 12, 2010