excuse

A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake

1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

by kelsey September 29, 2003

The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"

by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006

Exsexable

When one is excited about the anticipated sex he/she will be having soon. This is Especially used when one has gone without sex for a long period of time.

"OH Man, Susan is exsexable today because her husband is coming back from a 12 month deployment tomorrow!"

by vcacfe January 10, 2010

Exussit

(Latin)
To set on fire.

(English)
Singed (same meaning as Latin)

The hair on that person is singed. (exussit)

by singed April 20, 2011

excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014

exuversary

Sarcastic term referring to The date in which you and a previous significant other made it official

Ricky messaged his old girlfriend on the eleventh of november to tell her happy exuversary - rickys a dick

by wittyperception November 9, 2014