Le epic doodoo fard

When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french

Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP

by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021

Doodoo

Not to be confused with dodo (and extinct bird species)(alternatively a broadband provider), doodoo is best defined as shit. Aka human waste.

1) I gots the doodoo on meee.
2) Ninian: I just got doodoo internet.
Paula: You mean dodo.
Ninian: Yes I certainly doo.doo.

by wangmeister April 18, 2006

DooDooHead

Only keith can use this .

U is a doodoohead

by KING KEITH KLAN December 12, 2018

DooDoo Soldier

An animal of shitskin likeness, usually wearing baggy pants, doo-rags, has huge lips, and defends doodoo pile.
Listens to loud ass rap, and has nostrils like a Goddamn camel. i.e. a NIGGER

These fucking doodoo soldiers have been infiltrating northern mississippi for too fucking long now!

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

DooDoo Head

A phrase used when referring to someone with breath that stinks! More than likely, you'd use it if there breath smells like "DooDoo" (obviously)

This boy was talking to me and his breath smelled like doodoo so I called him a doodoo head!

by Chareesecup February 2, 2008

Doodoo fingers

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.

Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010