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diet coke 

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:
"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"
diet coke by Lucifer February 26, 2005
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diet catholic 

Anne is diet catholic because she doesn't believe in god, but she likes catholic traditions.
diet catholic by annemark August 4, 2006

Diet Coke 

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"
"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"
Diet Coke by defiler19 April 11, 2010

diet Jism 

What fat chicks should eat/drink also known as 'DJ' - 1 Calorie, Dont Cum-on-Me!
ooooohhhh...that bitch looks like butterbean! She could definately use some Diet Jism - ooohhhh!
diet Jism by Robert J. Melrose June 12, 2003

diet culture 

Where you dont eat enough calories in a day because u feel fat or u have an eating disorder.
Demi Lovato went off on froyo place because of the "Diet Culture"

Diet-Punk 

A genre of music that is a fusion of mainstream or pop and punk rock music. The bands often look and dress punk, but the music is created to appeal to the mainstream. Often created for maximum image and radio play.
Bands like Green Day started the Diet-Punk movement, which opened the door for Good Charlotte and the like.

You can't buy punk at the mall, that is Diet-Punk my friends.
Diet-Punk by Mr. Twister December 15, 2008