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Desperate Housewives

Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."
by I<3DH September 10, 2008
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dapper

a well-dressed person
you're such a dapper;
dressed like a dapper
by xenia November 12, 2003
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Desperationship

A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.
Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?

Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Girl 1: Did you even like him?

Girl 2: No, not really.

Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.

Girl 2: Basically.
by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011
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Desperate Doodle

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011
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desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.
1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
by ben November 18, 2003
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Desperate Kat

Desperate Kat

A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.

Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.
Hey dude!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!
by Morningpower December 18, 2011
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Ohh yeah fuck it deaper

Ohh yeah fuck it deaper

Is a term a girl will use alot in sex

(usually following with ohh yes ohh yea oh oh im gonna cum)

if you hear this you are doing a good job and she is enjoying it

John: oh i had sex last night

riley: cool so did i

John: the girl i had sex with enjoyed it

riley: how do you know

John: she said ohh yeah fuck it deaper
Ella: oh baby thats so good uh ohh yeah fuck it deaper
Toby: yeah you like that well i fuck you as deap as you want
by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020
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