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duck fucker

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!
by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008
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Duck Xing

A sign the government puts up because sign companies charge by the letter and find a cheaper way to do it by writing Duck Xing, which unless you think about it, You have no idea what it means.
Driver: What the fuck did that sign say?
Passenger #1: Duck Xing
Driver: What the fuck does that mean?
Passenger #2: No idea but you hit a duck.
by Xeri November 6, 2008
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Retarded Duck Syndrome

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013
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duckroll

When you get a picture of a duck on wheels, instead of what you expected to get. Often used on image boards such as 4chan.
By following a link that promises an upskirt picture of Britney Spears, you get a picture of a duck on wheels, with the text "DUCKROLL" written on it.
by Sweetpipe January 5, 2007
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ugly duckling syndrome

Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.
She's got ugly ducking syndrome.
by andrea February 5, 2003
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Duck God

A Duck God is the only true God. He watches over us in times of need and destroys it's enemies. The only way the afterlife will be pleasurable is by devoting your life to the Duck.
The Duck God is all mighty

Damn the Duck God is powerful
by Metadolia December 19, 2018
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howard the duck

The saddest excuse of a marvel superhero
by FireMyBoss November 25, 2016
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