Dressed for Sex

Male: When you wear clothing that is easily taken off by both yourself and other people, Typically a zip-up jacket w/o a shirt under.
Female: Tight-ass pants that make you look thotty but all the guys lustin over you. Typically a button-up shirt with the top 2-3 buttons unbuttoned and tight ass pants of any kind.

"That hoe over there Dressed for Sex"
"I'd smash."

by Robert Bumaro March 22, 2019

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 3, 2022

to dress up

to wear formal clothes, to dress very nicely

We should have definitely dress up to go to the theater
You don't have to dress up for Mike's party

by Scionable April 16, 2019

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Dress Codes

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least

urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time

by I protest online motherfuckers May 20, 2022

Dressed Out

The specific kind of stress associated with trying on, or shopping for, clothes. Can also refer to the consequence of this stress, often a complete disinterest in clothes.

Ex. I just saw myself in the dressing room mirror and now I'm dressed out.

Ex. What do I even wear to this party? I'm so dressed out.

by WordPredictor December 31, 2019

double dressing

The act of using a super soaker to launch a quick, spurt of ranch over a changing room door, onto the person behind. Double dressing

Did you hear about Rachel? She got kicked out of the mall for double dressing.

by lilcharlie May 6, 2019