Diaper Shark

Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.

4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"

Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"

by AliceAlkaline September 14, 2009

double diapers

Just in case. Plan-B. A back up, in case the first is not enough. Contingent upon, given, if, in case , in the case that, in the event, on condition, subject to, supposing, in order to avoid, so that, to prevent

You should bring some extra cash, you know, double diapers." "Grab a flashlight. Double diapers if it gets dark." "I doubt the house paint will work. Double diapers, there is plenty of spray paint in the garage." "I can take the letter to the post-office double diapers the mailman comes too early.

by E Tone October 31, 2011

Beast Diaper

A homo sapien, male or female, who due to genetics, is extremely hairy in and around the genital area, extending up and around the groin - appearing to wrap around the waist . . . a la "diaper".

I got her back to the play pen - but when I dropped them britches, she had on a beast diaper.

by KentH October 9, 2007

Diaper Change

A proper Diaper Change is performed when your girl is sitting in front of you naked from the waist down (socks optional). You proceed to lay her on her back, hold both of her legs in the air with one hand (as if changing a diaper), and then lick her lady parts thoroughly while keeping her legs suspended.

I can my lady loves her Diaper Change by the way she kicks her legs like a baby when I'm holding them above her head.

by JJReddman January 23, 2018

Diaper Fucker

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!

by redheadbass January 21, 2011

diaper gravy

phrase from the movie "Baby Geniuses"; refers to the nasty contents of a stinky diaper.

I had to wipe the diaper gravy off of my hand when I changed Andrew's diaper last night!

by J. August 28, 2004

denim diaper

Very short denim shorts with a small hem at the bottom (no lose strands like cut offs and not a large hem). When worn by the unfortunate girls that have large butts and thick thighs the shorts bunch further up and begin to resemble diapers, just made of denim.

"Whoa, that girl is so fat, her ass makes it look like shes filled that denim diaper up. Gross."

by dick stronghammer August 26, 2009