Diaper Party

A party for an expecting father. This is typically for males only and is the equivalent of the female only baby shower. The guests bring adult diapers and put them on the soon-to-be father. The father is not allowed to use the bathroom and instead must soil himself in his adult diaper whenever he needs relief. Once the diaper is soiled the guests place the father on the kitchen table and change his diaper.

Greg went through an 8-pack of Depends during his diaper party! He should have laid off the White Castle for lunch.

by Long_Dong_Larry April 14, 2019

diaper peeler

Someone who likes to hit on girls that are too young for them;A petafile.

Yo, did you see Dave trying to pick up that 16 year old, what a fucking diaper peeler.

by Kyle Gemon June 12, 2007

Diaper Sniper

A person who is sexually-interested, involved with, or is in a relationship with someone younger than themselves. Used as either a derogatory or complimentary term, depending on the one saying it.

*at Brendan's 18th birthday jam*
James: "MAN! You have a girlfriend? Who is she? Name, age? Give me something!"
Brendan: "Well, we met in college a few weeks back. Her name's Michela, uh, she's 19."
James: "What a diaper sniper..."

by theDiaperSniperYe January 3, 2011

Diaper Viper

1.When an infant unexpectidly urinates on you during the breif period in between changing diapers
2.Baby penis

I was changing him yesterday when he got me with his diaper viper

by cltobin October 22, 2012

Diaper Sex

Butt fucking yourself with a sexy spoon.

The other night I diaper sex. He shoved that spoon up my ass :)

by TheSwedishBear May 25, 2018

Diaper ass

When someone sags their pants and their boxers are sagging out the back like a shit filled diaper.

Check out that new jacks diaper ass!

by Chris Dawson March 2, 2008

diaper time

Marking a sudden change in events, in which all common sense and rational thought are replaced by a relentless pursuit fueled by deep emotion or obsession, often involving traveling long distances, and often with violent intent.

When that astronaut realized that another woman was moving in on her man, she made up her mind to drive 900 miles non-stop and kidnap her. It was diaper time.

by Tich2 December 13, 2008