Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer

Ew you smell like cheese curds

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

Squeaky Curds

The holy grail of Wisconsin snacks, fresh cheese curds that squeak when you bite them. If it doesn’t squeak, it’s not legit.

Man, these squeaky curds are straight-up divine! Nothing says Wisconsin like a bag of these babies.

by LUMONOVA August 7, 2024

Oh Curds

An interjection that expresses emotions of shock, surprise, and disturbance.

"Oh curds, this isn't going to be good..."

by TheRedPawn November 21, 2024

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023