cuntoxicle

An absolute shit cunt toxic human dripping with cuntiness like a melting icicle , usually a guy named Kallon who is born from incest.

Kallon is an absolute Cuntoxicle hes stealing everyones oxygen again.

by Limpingdragon1 October 25, 2020

cuntock

an e-person in an internet chatroom of indeterminate sex: ie. may possess a pork sword or beef curtains.

that nicki is such a fucking cuntock. i bet she has a cock.

by senor incognito November 7, 2007

cuntorch

A woman who is a cunt, a whore, and a bitch.

Donna's slortchtitude is abfably miraculous. She's definitely in the running for cuntorch of the year!

by David Golia February 22, 2009

cuntoscapy

when you go down on your bitch i.e. perfoming a cuntoscapy

hey what did you get upto last night?i performed a cuntoscapy on the mrs.

by westy404 October 27, 2011

Cuntbox

Someone who is a mix between a complete and utter fuckwit, and a fucking cunt at the same time.

def 2: A box that has a cunt (Cliterous) carved into it.

Steve Smith was being such a cuntbox, i wanted to smash him lad.

Michael jackson; carved a clit into a box! what a CUNTBOX!

by ranchoner January 8, 2015

cuntofication

The process where one cunt exerts their Cuntedness to others

This was a good workplace until the main cunt sexerted their inflence to the flying monkeys and the process of cuntofication happened.

by LuckyDay😉 December 15, 2017

Cuntxaggeration

When feminists exaggerate a normal, everyday situation to twist it into a "form of sexism and misogyny against women" and give it a demeaning, misandrist name, such as 'mansplaining' or 'manspreading', thus ironically revealing their own sexism.

BATMAN: "So we were fighting Darkseid when suddenly he aimed his Omega Beams towards Diana. I immediately shouted, "Watch out for the Omega Beams, Diana!!" when she got mad and accused me of Mansplaining her job as a superheroine to her. We argued for, like, 15 minutes while simultaneously trying to avoid the Omega Beams!!"

NIGHTWING: "Jesus, Bats! That's crazy! Since when did Wonder Woman become THAT cranky?"

BATMAN: "I don't know. I even told her that she routinely chastises me for not killing the Joker and because of that, I'm responsible for the deaths of dozens and dozens of innocents. "A REAL warrior would slay such a dangerous enemy if it came to it!!" she says! I even told her that that was an example of her Cuntsplaining my job as a superhero to me!"

NIGHTWING: "OWWWW!!! BURRNNN!!! That must have put her in her place!!"

BATMAN: "No it didn't!! She got even more angry and said there was NO such thing as 'cuntsplaining'. She said that only men are guilty of such patronizingly demeaning acts. "All over the world, men of all ages are talking down to women and 'mansplaining' to them, which is what is destroying the world!!" she says!! And all this while, Darkseid and his Parademons are turning Earth into a second Apokolips."

NIGHTWING: "Woah now that bitch is just Cuntxaggerating the whole situation!!"

BATMAN: "Yep. Them bitches come up with all sorts of ridiculous cuntxaggerations!!"

by Beef_Pot February 12, 2018