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Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.
On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.
by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007
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Cuban

They eat lots of rice,beans and porc meat. They love parties,drinking,dancing(they r very good at it) and whatever involves sexy bitches, they are a race of sex adicts and they don't go out with anyone easely they have high espectatives to their girlfriends basicly they have to be extremely fit and sexy and hot. they will be a get around for a relationship but be careful they have skills at making you full in love with them and they also have skills at knowing what you are thinking about and they can esaly read your mind even if you don't know them very well, they will make laugh even if they are trying to annoy you, their most common name is Jose and normally they are sexy, their not easely impressed and they are not esay to annoy because apparently they like to live their lifes as best as possible. they like to dress tight and some of them like rappers they like to listen to reggeaton and disco music and whatever is good to dance in a party. they love hot wether and hate cold due to their wether in cuba. i don't know if im wrong but for me being a fu*king manwhore that goes out with anyone is bad yeh? well they think that the one that goes out with the most girls and has the biggest co*k and fuc*s the most is the coolest.i could keep talkin about the for a whole day but i can't be asked lol and i know all this because i live in miami where 90% of the people are cuban
cuban
by cubanlover1000000 November 15, 2010
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Cuban Goggles

The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.
"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.
by asstreelunker09 February 17, 2010
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cuban slip and slide

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.
Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.
by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013
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cuban pizza

Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.
We ordered Papa Johns but we settled for a Cuban pizza all over Andreas pepperoni nipples instead.
by steadyjones January 18, 2017
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Cuban Women

They are beautiful Latina women with a lot of ass and take care of there children more than anything and are faithful as fuck and will anyone’s ass and they got hairy arms they are the most beautiful Latinas
Cuban Women are crazy too
by Cuban Women February 19, 2019
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Cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
by Buzzby May 17, 2005
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