Clopening

The act of having a closing shift at your workplace and then having an opening shift at your workplace the following day.

Man this weekend is gonna suck!

Why?

Because I'm Clopening Saturday to Sunday.

by Snuggleglarf February 15, 2012

Brett Cooper

Brett Cooper is an American conservative political commentator, media personality, and actress. Cooper hosts the YouTube channel The Comments Section with Brett Cooper produced by the Daily Wire. She reacts to people like Dylan Mulvaney who claims to be a woman and so much more about the ridiculous world we live in today. However, she is also known for looking like the one and only Ben Shapiro. P.S. She's extremely hot!!!

Person 1: Yooo!! Do you know who Brett Cooper is?
Person 2: Yh!!! Is she the woman on tiktok that isn't woke.

by MMA777 July 13, 2023

copenhagen

Brand of chewing tobacco, comes in Long Cut, Snuff, and Black (bourbon flavored).

by Mike Hunt August 2, 2003

cooper union

whats worse than hell

Hell is forever, Cooper Union just seems like it

by kenny January 11, 2005

marissa cooper

Marissa Cooper is a fictional character on The OC, played by Mischa Barton. Marissa is a rich socialite in Newport Beach, California. She was beautiful and popular, the princess of Harbor School, Newport.

Marissa was killed in a car crash by surf rat, Volchok, and will be forever missed.

Marissa fans have created the Save Marissa campaign.

Marissa Cooper is the best character on the OC.

by Emilov January 5, 2007

alice cooper

alice cooper, or the alice cooper group were originally named the spiders until they did a wigi board together that spelt out the name "alice cooper". originally called vincent damon furnier he had his name legaly changed to alice cooper in 74. he still records to this day although in my opinion he was much better when he was with the original band which broke up in 74

good albums:
love it to death
killer
school's out
billion dollar babies
welcome to my nightmare

good person: alice cooper is so fucking amazing!
fucktard: who's she?

by 123krissie321 March 23, 2008

Pulling a Copeland

When you hook up with your cousin and didn't know that she was your cousin.

Jared why did you Pulling a Copeland. I didn't know that she was my cousin.

by porker the pig November 7, 2017