Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 14, 2009

pobbles cobbler

When two or more men forcefully penetrate as many holes as possible on a woman. Then proceed to eat a nice fruit cobbler off of her vaginal region.

Mary, shall me you Billy and Collin try a pobbles cobbler?

by Blakob May 14, 2006

Clydesdales on cobblestone

The sound made when a guys balls are slapping off a chicks ass during sex, or the noise made when dudes nuts are slapping together when they are double stuffing a chick.
(CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!)

The sounds of Clydesdales on cobblestone echoed as my buddy and I double stuffed that chick.

by Todd Finger September 21, 2011

chobbit

a short girl who is undeniably cute

my girlfriend is a chobbit

by panda bearr May 25, 2006

Cobble Job

The act of using another persons prosthetic limb (be it an arm or a leg) as a mastabatory aid.

Mikes future employment at the hospital was put into futher doubt when his boss got wind of his daily cobble jobs

by Jon-o-fun August 31, 2004

clobberfaced

a variant of shitfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.

by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

sam cobb

Vaping faggot who has no friends

Person 1: hey you know sam cobb
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: good

by Sam cobb November 19, 2017