Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

Cradled

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)

"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"

by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

HE CRAWLIN

HE CRAWLIN
HE CRAWLIN
Is a joke i made (a bad one)

HE CRAWLIN
yes, the moon man from fnaf sb is CRAWLING
HE IS CRAWLIN

by Gamingbro6191 March 4, 2022

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

Da Vinci's Cradle

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

I put that on chawls!

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"

He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

by Chawwwlsss!!!!! January 7, 2021

crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012