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cranps

After last night cranps, I'm can't walk.
by HaramMundea May 11, 2022
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Crankshawed

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart
I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me
by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022
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Cranstoon

Cranstoon, also known as Edisson ( whatever the fuck his middle name is ) baghurst. he is a small yet entertaining twitch streamer! He makes jokes and does a lot of ‘ just chatting streams ‘. his jokes are most likely gay, sexual, or maybe something insulting himself or his viewers. He has a beautiful and kind partner named Matilda. Cranstoon is a british uni student, and really.really.REALLY…despises the french. Overall, he is really nice and funny and you can watch him over at
Twitch.tv/cranstoon !
“ i’d shag anyone. “

- a horny sexual man, cranstoon.
by StrangeOmni November 13, 2022
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Cranstoon

"Cranstoon."
by s0me_W13rd0_N4m3d_Al1x December 20, 2022
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crapOS Shartoma

A piece of shit operating system that is so resource intensive on decent hardware and has much higher minimum requirements than older macOS Versions. It runs like absolute garbage compared to it's predecessors and has many issues on patched macs, even more than Ventura.
I can't believe I installed crapOS Shartoma on this MacBook.
crapOS Shartoma runs way worse than how it ran on Ventura on my iMac.
I might just go back to ventura, crapOS Shartoma is just bogging my macbook down.
by trolltime12 January 17, 2024
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cranolium

A better word for cranium/ head
I’m gonna punch you in your cranolium.
by Bill Benson March 12, 2024
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crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.
John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.
by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025
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