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Contistution

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.
Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.
by For the Trump September 29, 2020
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Conticore

Conticore is when one moment your really nice then the next moment your a grumpy git
Dang… she’s a bit conticore today isn’t she
by A red carpet September 30, 2021
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Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.
After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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the drunk continuum

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day
I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

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Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.
by Schanedawg September 20, 2013
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breaking the space time continuum

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YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020
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cantibal

someone who eats a person, yet embarrassingly enough... cannot digest it.
"did you hear about jose.??? he made a stew out of that girl, but got sick after eating it."

"hah. thats what he gets. hes a cantibal.
by Slatoi February 9, 2009
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Conbie

Combination of Convention+Zombie.

Person(s) at a convention that are worn out, tired and unwashed while still refusing to rest so they may partake in the convention activities.
Even after walking around the heated convention center all day, Jeff refused to go back to his room to rejuvenate and bathe, he had officially joined the conbie horde.
by dragonshuffle April 8, 2011
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