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Alpha-cologned

The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....
The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.
by Paughnque July 26, 2017
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cum cologne

When you jerk off using scented lotion and it results in you smelling good
Rosa: Why do you smell like coconuts?

Brian: Cum Cologne
by WolfgangSpartacus June 19, 2021
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Edzol Colton

Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"
by Glyndward October 18, 2021
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Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling
"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"
by Lolfuckboys August 16, 2015
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colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦
Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.
by You're a cool April 26, 2017
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Colton

Wow that feels good Colton harder uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
by tinkle1234567890 October 19, 2019
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coltonesque

1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.

2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.

3. A power-tripping system administrator.

Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
I'm not hiring that guy! He's too coltonesque.
by udu2 November 16, 2011
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