Ushy Gushy Coffin Box

A gothic person's innuendo for vagina

Girlfriend: Do you want a taste a my Ushy Gushy Coffin Box?
Boyfriend: No thanks, im too dead inside.

by BigdaddySUS February 13, 2023

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 8, 2011

another nail in the coffin

when someone says something confirming your doubts.

when he said she was going to fail the class, she finally decided to give up and not go.

by digi148 January 11, 2005

Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

by Fasters September 15, 2020

Coffin throat

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them

“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”

by Spitonitagaingrandma October 12, 2018

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

A horror game which contains Andrew and Ashley whose parents disappeared. Andrew and Ashley are performing a cult and then had s**

Friend 1: Hi, have you played the Coffin of Andy and Leyley
Friend 2: No, what is it about
Friend 1: it’s about Andrew and Ashley who are brother and sister who started a cult to spawn a demon and then did i****

by alongside2 June 9, 2024