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enterprise code 

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.
John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.
enterprise code by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013
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Romantical Code 

A code or rules to live by when romance is involved.
all romantic dreams are to be shared with your partner.
you have to tell me about your dream it is part of the romantical code.

estranged code baby 

Code that someone wrote that they no longer work on, but when they are around it they have strong feelings of ownership, love, or regret.
Him: I was doing a code review for a co-worker today and realized that he was working on the same code I wrote several months ago. I didn't really remember the code, but I felt something very familiar about it.
Me: It's a little estranged code baby!
estranged code baby by zhunt11 March 2, 2017

Bad Bitch Code 

A bad bitch code insures that the woman using this is indeed a bad bitch.
1. Don’t chase the niggas let them chase you

2. Whoever bitch talk shit greet them with a slap

3. Don’t let no both touch your ass unless you allow that nigga to

4. Control the Boys Let them do shit for you and make them be your bitch
Damn! He Violated Your Bad Bitch code

code god 

a programmer who codes like a mother fucking boss, he/she is over 9000 level and can solve any programming question you ask he or she.
Kevin is a code god. He knows all the programming strategies and will out code everyone.
code god by 1337haxor January 29, 2015

Sibling Code 

The unspoken rule that what is said between siblings about parents or other siblings, stays between siblings. It's like the man code or the bro code, but with siblings. It's like Vegas. People who violate this unspoken rule are considered untrustworthy. Breaking the code is akin to betrayal. The phrase is never said out loud unless it is being explained to someone who for some reason did not become aware of it through osmosis or other siblings' example.
Sibling1: "Dude, you can't tell Mom I said this, but she's a little oversensitive."

Sibling2: "Mom said it wasn't nice that you called her oversensitive. Then she cried."

Sibling1: "Are you freaking kidding me??!!! Look, I thought you would have gotten the hint by now, but there's this thing called the Sibling Code..."
Sibling Code by YourSister August 31, 2013

CoDependent Marginal Personality 

Having unhealthy emotional attachments to people, pets, and possibly inanimate objects.
Miyoko is so CoDependent Marginal Personality with her cats, that she will not let the Veterinarian obtain a temperature, for fear of him hurting Fluffy.