Dr Cockroach

Dr Cockroach (from Monsters VS Aliens) is basically the hottest cockroach you will ever see. He can dance, is smart and has a big dick. (Thats why he is a *cock*roach) He even has a British accent. We all know that British accents are hot, so in conclusion; Dr Cockroach is hands down the sexiest character in that film. And I don’t even like men😹

Have you seen Monsters VS Aliens?
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?

Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.

by Dr cockroach fan November 20, 2021

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Cockroach Nipple

Very large nipple and areola that are dark, resembling a cockroach from afar.

Jane: Hey look at that swimmer... She has cockroach nipples!
Antoinette: Ewwwww that's gross. I wouldn't want that!

by LiterateSwimmer July 24, 2021

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Cockroaches

They can crawl in your penis hole thus giving their name cockroaches.

Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.

Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.

by Nintendough February 25, 2022

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Cockroach

Creepy @ss creatures that you want to die when you see them
the fact that they have wings makes it even creepier..
no one will save you if you encounter one

"MOM, DAD THERE'S A COCKROACH IN MY BEDROOM"
"HUNNY YOU DEAL WITH THEM WE AIN'T COMING IN THERE"
...
"WHERE'S THE DANG VACCUM CLEANER"

by Ghosty_ May 28, 2021

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