Cockmas

Word used to define a Happy, worth celebrating Christmas that includes a lot more cock than it includes Christ.

"This year i had so many dick appointments that it became Cockmas instead of Christmas!"

by thisishomophobia December 28, 2018

Cockmaxxing

Similar to Looksmaxxing. The act of tying a thin rope around the head of a mans penis and pulling for long periods of time in order to elongate the shaft.

George: Man… im very unhappy and insecure about how small my penis is.

Tristan: Have you looked into Cockmaxxing?

by Seepi August 25, 2023

cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a
cowboy.

A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."
The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

by Hay U there July 22, 2007

cockaid

verb-to assist a man in their attempts to get laid

cockblock

Jerry: Steve's game isn't looking good tonight, i better go give him some cockaid.

by Saint Audax January 9, 2008

Cockade

When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)

by Rentzler October 29, 2009

cockahawk

the sexual act of throwing your penis at something /someone.

yo watch me cockahawk this girl in the mouth

by fresh_p April 20, 2015

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016