The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".
by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.
by bettercall August 21, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
by MountainEar January 23, 2023
Get the Going up the cobblermug. by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009
Get the bitch cobblermug. Dan what the hell are you doing in there?
Sorry just applying cream to myself.
Are you doing a squat cobbler again?
Sorry just applying cream to myself.
Are you doing a squat cobbler again?
by Saul G. September 2, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by mememachine11 August 25, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug.