CMPL

Crapping My Pants Laughing

Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
Guy 2: Not sure, what?
Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!
Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.

by Camaromelt July 6, 2009

CMAR

Cry me a river
Expression that means "I dont care"

Person 1: OMFG my hair doesnt look good today!!! D:
Person 2: CMAR...

by Ghostofme15 January 14, 2007

CMYM

Cash money, Young Money

Richer than the richest, we certified gettin' it, CMYM we cash money business

by scottovdka January 5, 2010

CMG

"chee ma gun" in Cantonese, means that someone is totally crazy and is usually used when someone does something stupid.

dude 1: *finds a cliff and jump down*
dude 2: cmg.

by another_hongkongerrrr April 10, 2021

CMC

certified malicious chics

a group of lgbtq+ gorls that has big nut energy and talkshit about zodiac signs

Di na pa ko pwede sa cmc?

Kaya pala walang nagtatagal dito sa cmc, ang sasama ng ugali niyo.

by reaboo17 August 18, 2021

Cmspeedrunner

Creator of Pixel Dash, Pixel Platformer, and Pixel Kart. Master of Pixel Games. Cuphead speedrunner as well.

When I heard the famous game developer Cmspeedrunner was coming to the convention near m for a Pixel Dash showcase,, I shitted my pants in excitement.

by NoOrdinaryStix August 31, 2021

CMS

C.M.S = Cock Meat Sandwhich
CMS = the act of sucking ones dick

You better get hungry real quick because you got CMS waiting...

by Rome757 October 13, 2008