Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

clogging

(Mindustry) Smt that happens when you fuck up somewhere and don't even know why.

Bro this shit is clogging just like my brain.

by willywillycow December 7, 2022

Clog

When you have no money for fast food Delievery to your door and you utilise overdrawing your bank account

Just clog it and enjoy the dinner

by Mr Bertha December 15, 2022

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

Clog and run

When you take such a big dump at a friend’s house the toilet clogs and you immediately leave

Moritz: “last week I pulled a clog and run, they had to call a plumber”

by Vrickster December 7, 2018

CLOG

Cute Little Office Gal.

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."

by Merry Present March 5, 2020