Clit Clogging

Its like blue balling but for females

Dude 1: Yeo bro I just clit clogged Jazmine bro Dude 2: Clit clogging?... fuck is that Dude 1: Nigga its like blue balling Dude 2: Ohhhh I get it I be clit clogging my sister Dude 1: Nigga what!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by WormNibbaSupreme April 9, 2019

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

The Clog

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.

Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”

by Charter man December 15, 2021

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

CLOG

Cute Little Office Gal.

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."

by Merry Present March 5, 2020

Clog and run

When you take such a big dump at a friend’s house the toilet clogs and you immediately leave

Moritz: “last week I pulled a clog and run, they had to call a plumber”

by Vrickster December 7, 2018

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024