Dude 1: Yeo bro I just clit clogged Jazmine bro Dude 2: Clit clogging?... fuck is that Dude 1: Nigga its like blue balling Dude 2: Ohhhh I get it I be clit clogging my sister Dude 1: Nigga what!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by WormNibbaSupreme April 9, 2019
Get the Clit Clogging mug.Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
Get the Joosting my clog mug.Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”
by Charter man December 15, 2021
Get the The Clog mug.An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015
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Get the Clog and run mug.The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024
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