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claymen

A noun made up to confuse people and make them look like an idiot pretending to know what it is. Usually used in a question asking somebody what their claymen looks like. Usually also used to make it sound rather perverted. Off family guy I think. No idea where it actually started.
Do you have a claymen?

Hey where's your claymen?

Dude my claymen itches so bad. Wanna scratch it for me?

What does your claymen look like?
by can i touch your claymen? March 5, 2009
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CLAMOUFLAGE

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
by Master Distractor August 29, 2010
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Claytons

Refers to the female parts, the breasts, tatas, the play things that are owned by a guy named Clayron.
Stranger: Check out those Claytons on that girl.

Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
by Klitgaatdiam December 7, 2016
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Clayton

Clayton is an AMAZING person, who is soooo fucking KIND, and can be a GREAT BOYFRIEND!!
Me: "oml, Clayton is such a great person!" (((:
by Brithebish November 16, 2019
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Clayton

Clayton has a small dick it’s around 3inches maybe bigger on the right day...
Clayton has a small dick
by Hsidensjd January 20, 2020
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Caymon

Sweet, loving guys. Usually shy at first but once you get to know them they open up and bring sunshine to people.

They tend to be mislead as awkward weird people but really are caring sexual monsters.

Very hard working and strong but when taken advantage of, they will not forgive easily.
People's who's name is Caymon can easily seduce you when your up for it.
by Music_Melody October 1, 2012
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Clayton

Clayton Burner is soooooooooooo Whipped by Simone
by CODE_A September 18, 2012
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