A noun made up to confuse people and make them look like an idiot pretending to know what it is. Usually used in a question asking somebody what their claymen looks like. Usually also used to make it sound rather perverted. Off family guy I think. No idea where it actually started.
Do you have a claymen?
Hey where's your claymen?
Dude my claymen itches so bad. Wanna scratch it for me?
What does your claymen look like?
Hey where's your claymen?
Dude my claymen itches so bad. Wanna scratch it for me?
What does your claymen look like?
by can i touch your claymen? March 5, 2009
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term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.
Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:
lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.
Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:
lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"
Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)
Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.
In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)
Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.
In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
by Master Distractor August 29, 2010
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Refers to the female parts, the breasts, tatas, the play things that are owned by a guy named Clayron.
Stranger: Check out those Claytons on that girl.
Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
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They tend to be mislead as awkward weird people but really are caring sexual monsters.
Very hard working and strong but when taken advantage of, they will not forgive easily.
They tend to be mislead as awkward weird people but really are caring sexual monsters.
Very hard working and strong but when taken advantage of, they will not forgive easily.
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