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Claymo

A Claymo is a person who is a fan and buys the CD of Clay Aiken usually a homosexual man who is fighting coming out of the closet and needs the inspirational words of Clay Aiken to help him.
Hey did you see that guy in the store he just bought a Clay Aiken cd, hahahaha what a Claymo!!!!!
by Weisenshank August 5, 2005
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Clamorthic

Something so fucking gay we made up a word for it .
"bro I watch gay porn."

"That's clamorthic"
by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020
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Clayborne

An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.
Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.
by sekainnie April 24, 2017
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clamorthic

Something so fucking gay we made a word up for it
"I like to watch gay porn"
"Bro that's clamorthic"
by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020
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clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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Claymonster

Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.

Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.

Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.

As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.

My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.

Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.

Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.

The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013
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Les Claypool

The Bass Player/ Lead singer for the band Primus, he is the best.
by Concerned Citezen April 2, 2003
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