Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

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CAPS AIDS

The inability to stop typing in caps.

dude, why are you yelling at me?
I'M NOT. I HAVE CAPS AIDS.

by Aki Morte April 24, 2011

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Related Words

Claps back • Clapster • Claps, the • claps cheeks • Claps Funky • clapses • claps4u • clapsacker • clapsaddle • Clapsauce

CAPS LOCK

A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE

person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by some white millenial October 11, 2017

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chapshit

The act of a child literally shitting out lies. The only know record of this is in 1823 when Joseph Smith shit out the Book of Mormon.

Dude my mom caught me chapshitin yesterday and beat me with original chapshit for an hour.

by TheWeirdWolf September 5, 2019

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cramin clams

the act of rubbing two vaginas together with out any use of sex toys or vegtables of any sort.

dood 1:holy shit!look at these two girls go at it doggy style!

dood 2:yea,no strap on?gotta be cramin clams.

by rottenhamland August 4, 2006

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This is seen mainly in Xbox gamertags. People will make a gamertag such as xXxLeGiTsNiPeRxXx, which has rotating caps. This is basically when there is a word or phrase that alternates between lowercase and uppercase letters.

Jeff: Hey add me on Xbox Live
John: Alright, what's your gamertag?
Jeff: xXxLeGiTsNiPeZxXx
John: ... are you serious...
Jeff: What?
John: You have rotating caps in your gamertag...
Jeff: 1v1 me!

by ObamacareIsAnOxymoron January 5, 2014

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